Conversation regarding blogging, drug use, and the importance of a good alias.

Initially I had decided not to tell my husband I was starting a blog.  But since we have an
open relationship (not that kind of open, ohmygod) I decided I had to.  Also, since I'm going to be talking (shit) about him frequently I guess it's only fair.

 

Gus:  A blog?  Cool.

 

Me:  Yeah, I thought I should tell you because some things are going to change around here.   I'm not going to have time for a lot of things.  Like cleaning the house and my real job.

 

Gus:  We'll hire someone.  (He's so supportive.)

 

Me:  Also, I may have to start doing drugs.  You know, so my life is more interesting.

 

Gus:  You're not going to use my name are you?

 

Me:  Yeah. But not your whole name.   Did you hear me say I'm going to have to get a habit?  For work.

 

Gus:  I want you to refer to me as Gus.

 

Me:  No, you are not a Gus.  Come up with something better.   Now, about the drugs.

 

Gus:  No.  Call me Gus. You can even explain that I'm not really a Gus.

 

Me:  No.

 

Gus:   Then I don't want to be in it.

 

Me:  Too bad.

 

Gus:  I'm killing you off in my book.